Can we just talk about the amount of horny I am?

Reblog and see if you get a color. PURPLE: "We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard. "
FUSHIA: "I wish I could bestfriend you off the internet. "
GREY: "You leave me with jumbled words. "
RED: "You cause my heart to burn with a fiery passion! "
GRAY: "I sincerely wish you would notice me. "
PINK: "It would be most kind should you choose to follow me. "
TEAL: "We have quite a lot in common. "
BLUE: "You are m-my tumblr crush... "
ORANGE: "I dislike your page. "
YELLOW: "PLEASE! I REQUEST YOU TO BE SEXUALLY INTIMATE WITH ME! "
WHITE: "I ASK FOR YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE! "
GREEN: "I find you most attractive...! "
BLACK: "I would quite enjoy spending time with you...just the two of us... "
BROWN: "I dislike you."